Listen up, little dudes! Your mom isn't yelling, she's just expressing herself. Parenting is hard work and sometimes your silly shenanigans push her to her limit. So next time you hear that sound from your mom, don't fret. Just take heed and try to behave yourself.
It's not personal, honey.
A Mom's Day: Powered by Coffee and Controlled Mayhem
Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.
- We rely on caffeine to function
- It fuels our sanity/Keeps us calm in the chaos
- And sometimes, it's just plain delicious/Coffee is a treat/A warm hug in a mug
Don't Mess with Mama
You definitely should watch out when a mama is feeling fierce. That's right, her little cubs are precious, and she won't hesitate to defend them. If you cross her family, prepare for a powerful showdown. This isn't the time to be foolish. Better scramble while you still can.
- Chill Out.
- Let her be.
- Keep your voice down.
Raising Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual
Let's be frank, raising a dragon isn't similar to teaching your typical house pet. There are no veterinarians who have mastered the intricacies of their peculiar biology, and forget about finding a manual that outlines everything from burping fireballs to social etiquette. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only framework is trial and experimentation.
I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry
We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely trivial.
Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.
First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.
It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".
Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine
Being a parent is seriously amazing, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of liquid courage. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are sweet, and they definitely drain your energy. After a long day of dealing with, a glass of sparkling can be just the check here magic potion you need to unwind. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!
- Mom life
- Wine o'clock